"These have more heel than I usually get. But you're short anyway."
"What's a pager?"
(Uncharacteristically trying Mercenaries 2): "But if I go in there, they'll shoot at me!"
"I'm going to name my kid that. Then I can say, 'Come here, Plecostomus!'"
"That was the moment I decided that parenting is a losing battle."
Kay: "Poor girl, you threw up again?" Erin: "There wasn't much. It was yellow." Kay: "It must be stomach acid." Erin: "That's what I thought. Cool!"
"Besides, sometimes a good drug trip is called for."
Interesting family conversation over the breakfast table concluded with: "No, cats can't have concubines -- they sleep with whoever they want."
Erin: "What's an atheist?" Kay: "Somebody who doesn't believe in any god." Erin: "That sounds like me, in the morning."
"It's not every day that I wear a bra."
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